Lady Gaga dumps her hunky boyfriend so she can focus on her upcoming tour and her man-repellant costumes …

Lindsay Lohan hanging out in lounges and canoodling with Samantha Ronson … Wait … isn’t this the pre-rehab M.O. ? What year is this?

Padma Lakshmi shaves her daughter’s head as part of a Hindu ritual. Padma is lucky her two year old lacks the muscle strength and coordination to giver her mommy a beat down for the ANTM style “make under.” However, the little girl is “making it work” by completing her “short do” with a 60′s Beatles style Sargent Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Jacket! Its tough work when your mommy is a former fashion model.

Russell Brand …  say it ain’t so! Dating “the Hoff’s” ex? Yikes!

FOX will be airing a new “Celebrity dating show” that allows “celebrities” to choose dates “blindly” based on the contestant’s voice rather than appearance … The celebrities won’t get to see their potential dates until they have agreed they want to go out with them. So when they say “celebrities” we are not presuming A-list.  What are we going to get? I am picturing the D to Z-list STD all-stars … Flavor Flav, Brett Michaels, Dolph Lundgren, David Hasselhoff, Omarosa,  ex-reality stars and people who you don’t really want to even shake hands with.  Sit back pop some corn and break out the valtrex cause watching this mess could give your eyeballs a “virtual” STD that Norton anti-virus won’t be able to cure …

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