GAL APPROVED! Everything You Need To Know To WIN At Super Bowl 2017!By Maureen Martin | February 3, 2017 | Gal Approved
It’s Super Bowl weekend! So save yourself some sweat. Sunday’s Super Bowl LI is going to be all about the “long game” –think endurance training and prep yourself because the emphasis is on “convenience,” since it’s possibly five hours of non-stop hosting!
Our bet? Stick to starchy finger foods and cold draft beer and save your fine china and your lovely organic sensibilities for another more “civilized” occasion.Super Bowl LI is about survival. If you want to make this a memorable occasion, stick to the basics and keep it simple. We are taking our cues from P&G spokesperson KatherineSchwarzenegger … be the hot chick in black!
Wear a jumpsuit with handy pockets that hold napkins, bottle openers and antacids. Keep a stern watch on the bathroom because today is all about chips, beans and beer … yes, there will be gas. Keep every variety of Febreze handy in ALL rooms and double up on the Charmin.
Now while the guys are testing their capacity to consume beer … keep it classy for their ladies. I recommend some lovely Brunello wines, and throw in a few organic wines because you are classy.
Organic wines are generally very smooth and civilized and will help you ignore what’s going on with your male counterparts who are an elbow’s length away. While the guys are consuming chips, salsa, pizza, chicken wings and everything else that is guaranteed to give you indigestion … you and your gal pals can pair your organic wines with Blount Organic vegetarian chili, multi-grain chips and more wine! Who scored? Who wins? Who cares? It’s all about the halftime show and those over-top-commercials!
Super Bowl LI airs Sunday, Feb. 5 at 6:30 p.m. on FOX. (The New England Patriots are playing the Atlanta Falcons, FYI!)