Cougar Town: Barb's Rules of Being on the Prowl!By Delaina Dixon | November 18, 2009 | Entertainment
If you really want to know how to land a boy toy on Cougar Town, there’s only one woman to turn toΓÇª and it ain’t Jules.
Take a step to the next level with fellow realtor and Cougar Goddess, Barb!
“Barb is just super groovy fun because she has no filters, no censors, no shame, no fear and no morals,” Carolyn Hennesy, who plays Barb, tells the TV DivaGal.
“She gets away with the things we all want to get away with.”
Well, the TV DivaGal had to know how Barb does it (cause I know you wanna know too!).
1. There Is No Morning After. “There’s no breakfast the next morning,” Barb declares. So “always have cab fare at the ready for your Cougar date.”
2. Be Flexible. Really Flexible. “If your double-jointed that’s a plus, and if you’re not, you might want to try to make yourself double-jointed,” Barb laughs. “The boys love that. And I mean double-jointed anywhere.”
3. The Number One Number In Your Cell Phone Is… “It’s worth those extra bucks to have your plastic surgeon on call over the weekend,” Barb advises. “Or even have him or her on call 24 hours. Cause you might have a good night and need some stuff tucked back in.”
Lessons from a mating genius!
Need more lessons from Barb? Check out her blog here!
Catch Barb on the prowl on Cougar Town, Wednesdays at 9:30 p.m. on ABC.