DANCIN’BOY Dancing With the Stars Review: Season 13, Week 9!

By Dancin'Boy | November 15, 2011 | Entertainment

Dancin’Boy breaks down the last Dancing With the Stars competition before the big finale!

It was the triple dances tonight for semi-finals. Game on everyone! All the couples danced Paso Dobles or Sambas, then each moved to the Argentine Tango (sexy!). Plus there was a ChaCha relay, where the semi-finalists all ChaCha-ed to the same song, one at a time ΓÇª so we could quickly compare and contrast these dances. Wow. Wow. WOW! It was an exciting Latin-themed evening!

Dancin’Boy armchair reviews:

Hope Solo and Maks: Paso Doble
Hope is still stiff as a board and too harsh for me. Can we send her packing already?

J.R. Martinez and Karina: Paso Doble
Not so hot, but poor J.R. hurt his ankle! I hope heΓÇÖs ok ΓÇª Have a feeling this injury is going to set him back. Might cost him the Mirror Ball.

Rob Kardashian and Cheryl: Samba
Shake that butt Rob! What a fun routine; his best yet!

Ricki Lake and Derek: Samba
Great yellow Big Bird costumes, and what a terrific dance! I think IΓÇÖm changing my tune and voting for Ricki to win ΓÇª sheΓÇÖs awesome.

Four Argentine Tangos:
I really didnΓÇÖt like J.R. this time, but itΓÇÖs totally due to his ankle which caused him some problemos. I think his odds are changing and Ricki is going to eclipse him as the champ this season, in my opinion. Rob is looking strong and sexy and kicking some serious butt! (Ha ha, I made a butt joke) And Hope, well, I just hate her attitude and her footwork, or lack thereof.

ChaCha Relay:
Ricki looks fabulous, her heels are amazing and her costume is sexy, as is her footwork. Hope? LMFAO! Why is she repeating that silly fringe costume again? WasnΓÇÖt it bad enough a few weeks ago in red? SheΓÇÖs got to go next, right? Poor J.R.’s ankle. And Rob? He is the star tonight. His dancing improves each week dramatically. My prediction? HeΓÇÖs going to be in final two with Ricki Lake.

photo credit: ABC