DIVAGALS DAILY DISH: Drew Barrymore wedding and baby newsBy Delaina Dixon | April 25, 2012 | Entertainment, Food Fashion Style
Everyone sit your kids down and have “the special talk” with them … “Kids you know how when the ground hog sees his shadow and we get 6 more weeks of winter? Well yesterday the devil came up from hell and saw his shadow so we get 3 more years of the Kardashians aka reality show hell!” Don’t worry we are going to find a way to get through this together. Lets all go to our “happy place” away from the TV set … Yes the Kardashians signed a 3 year deal with E! … so we have more fake marriages, illegitimate children and countless tweet pics of Kim fawning over herself … thats it I am banning the E! channel from my set.
This makes us so sad … actor Martin Lawrence and his wife are divorcing!
This makes us choose sides … Girl fight! … ok to be correct its a┬á “Long Island Girl fight”┬á starring Lindsay Lohan and Rosie O’Donnell … my money is on Lindsay since she survived a woman’s prison and several rehab stints.
Someone please remind Ashton and Mila that they are NOT dating … because they are spending waaayyy too much “quality” time together.
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