By now you all know that on the season finale of The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love, hunky pilot Jake Pavelka picked “bad girl” Vienna Girardi to be his bride.
Confused? Livid? Already taking bets on how long they’ll last? Oh honey, TV DivaGal has been there and back!
And that’s why I’ve already made my snap judgment, which you can read over at my friends at Betty Confidential.
Of course, as the saying goes, love works in mysterious ways. If this is the real thing Jake, then I know you just can’t wait to whisk Vienna off someplace private so you really can get to know her, without the cameras around.
Oh wait, you’ve just joined the cast of Dancing with the Stars.
Yeah, this is one love affair that’s going to last — I’m talking about the one Jake now has with his 15-minute brush of fame.
Then you should have kept Tenley Molzahn around. She could have given you some dancing lessons!
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