TV DIVAGAL SNAP JUDGMENT: Dancing With the Stars

By Delaina Dixon | March 22, 2010 | Entertainment

TV DivaGal admits she hasn’t been a steady viewer of the first nine seasons of Dancing With the Stars.

But even I couldn’t resist the tenth season cast: Shannen Doherty! Kate Gosselin! Jake Pavelka! Pamela Anderson!

So after a strong, stiff one, I sat down on the couch to tune into tonight’s season premiere. And of course, I have plenty to say about it. Here’s my snap judgment on the night’s lineup!

Shannen and Mark: “Oh Shannen, you don’t get a take two if you forget your steps on this show. Make sure you’ve got that choreography nailed down tight!”

Erin and Maks: “The ESPN host definitely has team spirit, which is good, since her footwork was just so-so. Not sure how long she’ll be around this season.”

Jake and Chelsie: “Jake must have thought he’s still flying the skies with those broad sweeping movements he made. Keep it in control, Bachelor boy!”

Nicey and Louis: “Sassy and saucy, just the way I like my Nicey! Definitely one to watch.”

Evan and Anna: “There were some moves in there that could pass for real ballroom steps. Keep training Evan, and you might just take gold on this.”

Buzz and Ashly: “He wasn’t weightless on his feet, but seriously, the man is 80 and could still move his hips. That’s good enough for me!”

Nicole and Derek: “Did we really not expect this pussycat to glide effortlessly across the floor? Technique aside (as if we know any better!), it was stunning to watch.”

Aiden and Edyta; “He may be the one hottest daytime stars around, but when it comes to dancing, well, Pine Valley shouldn’t be starting any ballroom dancing competitions anytime soon.

Kate and Tony: “This is why reality stars shouldn’t be considered celebrities. She’s taking it way too seriously. I thought she was going to cry while getting critiqued. It’s only gonna get tougher, girl!”

Pamela and Damian: “Pamela who? All I can see is that major Aussie hottie shaking his hips on the dance floor. He gets a ten from me!”